Okay, so originally, I was going to make some lame jokes about how there's always that one person at a party who passes out early and gets messed with all night, and how in this gallery Rachel Sexton & Malloy Martin do a sexy re-enactment of such events, but given the lulzy (IN MY OPINION AT LEAST) conversation that happened in IRC while I was making this gallery, I'm just going to copy/paste that here because it captures somewhat perfectly why I, and so many others like me, love Rachel Sexton so damned much:

[19:43] <@jest> ...
[19:43] <@jest> i just came
[19:45] <@jest> she hikes. she climbs. she field dresses game. and she's into quantum mechanics.
[19:45] <@jest> I'm going to save myself for her.
[19:47] <@Mento> i carried a gnome all the way through half life 2 ep 2, so i know a thing or two about gnomery and gnomology
[19:48] <@jest> I have been called a gnome, on account of my tiny head.
[19:48] <@Mento> aren't you looking to impress this girl joost
[19:48] <@Mento> don't tell her you have a tiny head

Er, yeah. If you're wondering wtf we're talking about, you can get a clarification if you head over to her personal website and read her "about Rachel" intro - though I've also included it at the bottom of the page (after all the super-hot pix, of course), because it's amazing and not to be missed. I love this girl, y'all.
See more of Rachel Sexton at her personal website!
Rachel Sexton is a native Coloradoan and gnome aficionado who was raised on horror films and wild game. At an early age, Rachel revolutionized the standard practices for field dressing freshly shot moose and bear; surprisingly, Rachel steered away from a career in the veterinary or butchery fields and became a web model.When not working on her websites, Rachel enjoys hiking, climbing, gnomery, and discussing fractals and quantum mechanics over pink lemonades. Although she'd like it if you'd let her win, you'd most likely beat her in a game of Mario Kart - but she'll take you down in an Indian Leg Wrestling tournament. In the future, Rachel would like to be a horror film scream queen and bring back "The Twist".
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